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Chňap! Lap! Strop sklap!

20. července 2007 v 17:31 | J.R.R.Tolkien - Hobit |  + Říkanky z Hobita
Tak tohle je taková skřetí.......prozpěvují si jí, když nebohé trpaslíky, ovšem i s hobitem a čarodějem, chytili v Mlžných horách.

Chňap! Lap! Strop sklap!
Třesk plesk! Dup křup!
Tam dolů hned, kde vládne skřet,
holó, tam s tebou šup!
Břink, bim! Sem s ním!
Perlík, a kuj! Holó, jsi můj!
Teď buš a buš a rob a služ,
holó, teď kuj a kuš!
Chceš pryč? Prásk bič!
Sténej a skuč! Kňourej a kňuč!
A rob a rob a čekej hrob,
kde vládce skřet smí popíjet,
holó, kde má svůj svět!
 

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